1.2:Husband Quest

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“Pfah! Wearing such delicate clothing! If at gym, should wear durable athletic clothes, to facilitate excercise!”

It seems you’re having a bit of a rough start here…

But enough working on the public enemy aspiration! It’s time to look for sperm donors!

"Is important to show martial prowess to impress potential husbands!"

“Is important to show martial prowess to impress potential husbands!”

In searching the gym, only two young adult men existed:

Chris Werner

Chris Werner

and

Bob Carlo

Bob Carlo

So first we start with Chris Werner.

The Adelaide Little 3 step process to finding a husband.

Step 1: Find out the traits of potential Husband. Normal Sims have to talk and get to know them.

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“Chris! Tell me your secrets!”

Adelaide cheats.

Chris Werner: A Squeamish Creative Genius

Step 2: Prepare Self in Mirror

"Yes, this will do. Good, He won't resist this!"

“Yes, this will do. Good, He won’t resist this!”

Step 3: Find out he’s married.

Oh wait, er, let’s fix that.

Step 1: Find out he’s married

"Oh! You're, ah, married. Why did I want to know? No reason!"

“Oh! You’re, ah, married. Why did I want to know? No reason!”

Damnit Bob Carlo!

Screw this, let’s go o the park,

"Is good you seek to improve body...but why here?"

“Is good you seek to improve body…but why here?”

Eat hot dogs

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“How strange, a meat that does not identify the animal it came from…”

Fail at romance,

"So I guess we'll just sit here awkwardly rather than actually speaking to each other than..."

“So I guess we’ll just sit here awkwardly rather than actually speaking to each other than…”

(Seriously, they just kept idly looking at each other but never speaking.)

And finish off being disliked.

[It's worse than I feared! These sims are far too thin-skinned!]

[It’s worse than I feared! These sims are far too thin-skinned!]

This is the first sim I’ve actually felt slightly bad about being mean to a sim.

Well, I declare the park a Failure. Let’s try the club!

Conga Conga Conga!

Conga Conga Conga!

This happened shortly after arriving, which is good, because before there was all of 2 other women in the club.

Step 1: Find out if he’s married

"Before we start talking, single?"

“Before we start talking, single?”

Check! Single!

Step 2: Learn his traits.

"Gavin Richards, Tell me your brain secrets!"

“Gavin Richards, Tell me your brain secrets!”

Once again, Adelaide cheats with her magical mind powers.

Gavin Richards: A Neat, Creative Bro

“Target: Acquired.”

Despite nearly failing:

[Oh dear, this isn't going well! But he could be it! My best hope!]

[Oh dear, this isn’t going well! But he could be it! My best hope!]

Luckily, Adelaide managed a smooth recovery, and the two really hit it off!

"I must go soon, but next time we meet..."

“I must go soon, but next time we meet…”

Unfortunately, their night was cut short, but on returning home…

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Her Home had been delivered! (thuakheaw’s Starter Flat House)

After a night of taking care of needs and learning to program, and a morning preparing for work, who should arrive 3 hours before work, but…

"Y-You're actually here!"

“Y-You’re actually here!”

He was bored, apparently, and remained that way.

"So, computers, huh?"

“So, computers, huh?”

So he made a beeline for the computer. It was somewhat awkward. Adelaide found boredom to be evil, and that made her very sad.

"Why-y-y-y-y-y-y?! What merciless watcher would permit boredom?"

Why-y-y-y-y-y-y?! What merciless watcher would permit boredom?”

And very soon, she would be leaving for work. But this…this was an opportunity.

She would not let Gavin escape!

"You stay in home and help spawn broodlings, yes?"

“You stay in home and help spawn broodlings, yes?”

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